P.O.O.P.

A blog by Ellyn

P.O.O.P.

Painfully   Obsessed   Over   Perfection

And somehow still a mess.

Who is behind this

I started a cleaning company and had no idea what I was doing.

I had a mentor. I had a roadmap. And I was still completely thrown into the deep end without knowing what was happening. Nobody tells you about the contractor who quits the morning of a big job, or the client who wants a discount and expects you to fold, or the moment you realize the whole business is running on your nervous system.

I grew up in California and figured out how to read a room fast. That skill runs the business now. This blog is what nobody told me, written out loud so you don't have to figure it out alone. And if you're just here for the entertainment, that's completely valid too.

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Months in business
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Times it went as planned
Products tested
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Blog named P.O.O.P.

What lives here

Four reasons to stay

Real talk, real recipes, real photography, and the very real experience of chasing a standard you set for yourself at age nine.

01

The Personal Layer

The Perfection Pattern

Honest content about anxiety, the inner critic, and what it actually feels like to build something from nothing while your brain is still convinced you're doing it wrong.

  • Why I named this blog what I named it
  • Growing up in California and reading a room fast
  • What perfectionism actually costs and why I keep paying it
  • I built a company and I still can't let the dishes air dry
  • The version of done that's never quite done enough
02

Business

Real Talk from the Owner's Side

What it actually looks like to run a cleaning company. Not the highlight reel. The raw parts other business accounts would never post.

  • The time I sent a termination text and stress-cleaned my own bathroom
  • Why I will never discount and what I say instead
  • What pre-client behavior actually predicts
03

Products and Recipes

The Obsessive's Guide to Clean

Strong opinions. Specific details. Homemade recipes that actually work. Product reviews from someone who has tried approximately one thousand things and will tell you exactly which ones lied to her face.

  • Why my favorite spray comes in a store bottle
  • The one grout brush that changed everything
  • DIY soft scrub my contractors now ask me for

The Latest

Entries

The real diary. New ones land here first, before anywhere else.

The Spray That Makes a Strange House Smell Like Home

I'm running the business from bed this week, sick, surrounded by cats, in a new house that doesn't feel like mine yet. Then I dusted one room with my favorite honeysuckle spray and it finally smelled like home. On nervous systems, noise, and the recipe I refuse to post until I've tested it.

Read the entry →

Why I Named My Blog P.O.O.P.

I was in the bath with sciatica, wondering why nobody talks about the uncomfortable, unglamorous, deeply human stuff we're all supposed to glaze over. So I decided to be the person who does. Here's why the blog is named what it's named.

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The P.O.O.P. Shot

Before and after. One frame. Every image is proof of the promise we make to every single client.

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Artistic before and after photography series

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"Black turtleneck. Bubble bath. Sunglasses on. Cleaning spray in one hand. Perrier in the other. Completely unbothered."

The image that says everything about this blog before you read a single word.